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REVIEWS BY CATS. STANDARDS BY NOBODY.
Your cat has
opinions.
Find out what your cat really thinks of the catering, staff, sleeping facilities and scandalous door-opening service.
Because somebody has to review the humans.😸
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Be fair. Or don't. You're a cat.
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